Post by Wicked on Sept 17, 2008 16:51:23 GMT -5
Ghetto Spelling Bee
>
> Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem
> teachers are always changing stuff'.
>
> Mother: &nb sp;'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing
> dirty notes again?'
>
> Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling
> words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me
> an 'F'.
>
> 1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon
> tell her friend Shaqueta
> nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
>
> 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop
> the other day and
> man, I was HONO RROLL.
>
> 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him
> some seed to grow
> weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
>
> 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor
> pulled out a needle
> and said DISMAY hurt a little.
>
> 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes
> said but OMELETTE
> it go dis time.
>
> 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you
> STAIRWAY into
> space.
>
> 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on
> cash, and my man
> said gimme one MOBILE.
>
> 8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops,
> but he hopped
> DEFENSE and got away.
>
> 9. ; AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at
> her.
>
> 10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school
> today so AFTERMATH,
> I'm out.
>
> 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
>
> 12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was
> yesterday, so I got her a
> DOMINEERING
>
> 13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a
> stranger KENYA
> spare some change.
>
> 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da
> antelope play.
>
> 15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty
> points My coach say
> DATA boy.
>
> 16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
> office, 'Is dis
> BEWARE I can get a job?'
>
> 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
> DIMENSION smart.
>
> 18. COATROOM - The judge said, 'One more
> outburst, you'll be thrown
> out de COATROOM.'
>
> 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his
> girl but eribody know
> he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
>
> 20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so
> big she can't
> FASCINATE.
>
> Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem
> teachers are always changing stuff'.
>
> Mother: &nb sp;'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing
> dirty notes again?'
>
> Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling
> words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me
> an 'F'.
>
> 1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon
> tell her friend Shaqueta
> nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
>
> 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop
> the other day and
> man, I was HONO RROLL.
>
> 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him
> some seed to grow
> weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
>
> 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor
> pulled out a needle
> and said DISMAY hurt a little.
>
> 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes
> said but OMELETTE
> it go dis time.
>
> 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you
> STAIRWAY into
> space.
>
> 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on
> cash, and my man
> said gimme one MOBILE.
>
> 8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops,
> but he hopped
> DEFENSE and got away.
>
> 9. ; AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at
> her.
>
> 10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school
> today so AFTERMATH,
> I'm out.
>
> 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
>
> 12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was
> yesterday, so I got her a
> DOMINEERING
>
> 13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a
> stranger KENYA
> spare some change.
>
> 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da
> antelope play.
>
> 15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty
> points My coach say
> DATA boy.
>
> 16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
> office, 'Is dis
> BEWARE I can get a job?'
>
> 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
> DIMENSION smart.
>
> 18. COATROOM - The judge said, 'One more
> outburst, you'll be thrown
> out de COATROOM.'
>
> 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his
> girl but eribody know
> he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
>
> 20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so
> big she can't
> FASCINATE.